Meeseeks

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Mr. Meeseeks
Access: Not defined
Additional Access: Not defined
Difficulty: Hard
Supervisors: Your creator.
Duties: Carry out your creator's instructions to the best of your ability.
Resources: No external guide.



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A meeseeks box is a blue space device that can be researched. Upon use, it spawns a horrid sentient creature named Mr. Meeseeks who must obey your instructions given at the time of summoning. Using it again will release him, unless if he has new plans that is.



Gameplay

Meeseeks are controlled by dead players. Players must have the pAI preference enabled to be considered for meeseeks possession.

Meeseeks cannot use:

  • Masks
  • Suits
  • Exosuits
  • Gloves
  • Shoes
  • Head items
  • Guns


However, Meeseeks are somewhat of a hardy sort, sporting these benefits:

  • Heat Resistant
  • Cold Resistant
  • Don't need oxygen
  • Have no blood
  • Radiation immunity
  • Disease immunity
  • Sturdy feet, preventing slipping


Mr. Meeseeks hates existence, so further exposure to it drives them mad. They deteriorate, becoming dumber, fatter, and more sickly as time goes on. Most importantly, they become more and more deranged. Be careful you don't keep a Meeseeks around too long, it may not be good for his masters' health... It's advised you set a clear objective when you initially summon one.

Meeseeks do not die. When they slip into critical condition, they simply wake up some time later. However, every time they dip below 50% HP they accumulate cellular damage, up to a maximum of 95.


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Levels

After a good five or ten minutes, Meeseeks will start growing spots, have a neutral expression, and will be slightly slower, in addition, his conversation will be filtered more often. This is known as a Level 2 Meeseeks.

During some time after Level 2, a meeseeks will transcend to Level 3, with worse penalties, such as disabilities similar or worse to a Cluwne, and all of his speech will be filtered with dialogue.

Also, filtered dialogue happens to change depending on which level meeseeks is currently in. Dialogue is as followed:

  • Level 1

"HI! I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME!"

"Ooohhh can do!"

  • Level 2

"Meeseeks don't usually have to exist for this long. It's gettin' weeeiiird..."

"He roped me into this!"

  • Level 3

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"I JUST WANNA DIE!"

"Existence is pain to a meeseeks, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain.!"

"KILL ME, LET ME DIE!"

"We are created to serve a singular purpose, for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill!"

Notes

  • Not available in NewStation