Operating Theatre

Note: This is called the "Operating Theatre" by absolutely no one. Everyone just refers to this room as "Surgery". Actual surgeries are rare and so the OR is most useful as an impromptu armory - a skilfully-aimed surgical drill or circular saw can hold back the grey tide for a while. In the unusual case that somebody does need an operation, there's an Operating Table and associated Operating Computer. Use of the contents of the Anesthetic locker is recommended but not entirely mandatory. The anesthetics are very helpful when you need to gas the clown as you perform a forced gender re-assignment surgery genital mutilation. There are also other assorted surgical tools that have no real use outside the room. Remember - if you're going to try surgery, make sure you know how!! Requires Surgery access to enter.

Next to the theatre is a small observation room, with shutters between them to hide those horrible mistakes. There's also an outpatient's room at the exit filled with beds and roller beds and (for hopeless cases) a straightjacket, muzzle, earmuffs and syringe gun.