Ian

Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

KILLING PRIVATE IAN
Killing Ian is just as wise as welding a welding fuel tank, it's going to blow up in your face. This puts you under the mercy of the entire station, being that Ian is the station's beloved pet. As fun as it sounds to drag the little guy into a washing machine and parade around the station eating the meat, DO NOT DO IT IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

 * Head:
 * Regular Helmet
 * Sunglasses
 * Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
 * HoP's Hat
 * Top Hat
 * Kitty Ears
 * Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
 * Detective's Hat
 * Sombrero
 * Nurse Hat
 * Beret
 * Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
 * Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
 * Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
 * Bunny Ears
 * Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
 * Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
 * Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
 * Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
 * Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
 * A sheet of paper
 * Cargo baseball cap.
 * Cardborg Helmet
 * A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
 * Back:
 * Standard Armor
 * Station bound radio
 * Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
 * Fire Extinguisher
 * Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)

Lisa
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.